Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Kind Of Gloomy

Bradie James with the understatement of the day award.

"It's kind of gloomy, I wouldn't say devastating, but it's a big blow. Don't get it twisted. You don't lose a guy like that and expect that you're going to win them all."
Yeah. Kind of. Your team just went to 1-5 and lost its starting quarterback for half a season. But buck up little camper, if it's only kind of gloomy that means that it's mostly bright and sunny, right?

And then Tony Romo backs up James' statement with the overstatement of the day.
We're lucky to have Jon, he's had a lot of success in the league. He's had some really, really great seasons. He's going to step in and he's going to do a great job for this football team. We're going to rally around Jon.
Gosh. You think Romo is in fear of losing his job? Is Romo really the Wally Pipp to Jon Kitna's Lou Gherig?

Yeah, I get the 'put a brave face on things' thing. Bald faced lying isn't brave facing though, it's just lying. This is a team with no running game, no offensive line, no quarterback, no linebackers and no defensive secondary. Oh yeah, their kicking game kind of sucks too.

But the stadium ... hey look! Unicorn!

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